Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible
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Me, as a vampire: oh geez
Friend: What’s wrong
Me: Just remembered that time in 1654 when the tavern maid said “Enjoyeth thy meal!” I replied with “Thee as well”
An action scene in a movie: *The hits or gunshots line up perfectly with the beat of the soundtrack*
Me, gasping for air: Holy shit
genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.
my wife in twenty years, picking flowers along a mountain trail: what’s on your mind, babe
me: oh nothing. it’s just that this is…
my wife: just like in skyrim? :)
me, wiping a tear from my eye: just like in skyrim.
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
misspelling one word in a tag:
top: just leaves it
vers: leaves the tag and uses a * to correct the typo
bottom: deletes the whole tag and rewrites